SEXY SMS FOR YOU: July 2010

zama baltey zma bathroom

Zama BaLteY Zma BaThrooM Sta Sho..

Zama Lotey, Zma Saboon Sta Sho..

Tar So Ba Ta Dase Khiren Garzege,,

Dagha Saman Os Pa Jwandoon Sta Sho..

agr velantine day pr

Agr velantine day pr apko gulab ka phool na mile to muje call kar k le jaiye ga


Q k


Q k


Q k log kehte hain k (ALi)
kisi guläb se käm nÄhi...!

gano me kra

Che Sahar wahti da Manza pa neyat da kora raowatam.
Sa goram che hagha laa haghase da lakhti pa ghaara walaara da.
Lag 7 kho hairan aw pareshan wom che os de sara sa okam.
Ho biya me warta okhandal, pa oga me kra aw Gano ta me kra.

Maa we…..

Nawe belcha da sok e pata ne ke

da makham tyare khwaregi

Da makham tyare khwaregi Janan neshta
Zrha Zama pase khogegi Janan nishta

Yak tanha Jwandun da cha pa intizar ke
Pa salgo salgo teregi Janan neshta.

Ger chapera mehfaloono ta che goram
Yaran khpalo k khandegi Janan nishta

Sparle raghlo ho malgaro za ye sa kram
Bulbulan ka khoshalegi Janan neshta

Che me yaar sara pa meena tere kare
Hagha wraze me yadgi Janan neshta.

Za ghamono da Janan zare zare kram
Dwara starge me waregi Janan neshta.

Shwe shoro da Zankadan Salgai IMDADA
Rooh zamana rawanegi Janan neshta.

raware baharono de pegham

Raware baharono de pegham da cha da stargo

Da gull pa makh lekale de salam da cha da stargo

Zamong da tasne wasne zindagai qissa 6 lwalelle

Noo somra khwandwawar lagee kallam da cha da stargo

Aey khoba hagha khpalla bewasee de yadda na da

6 yadd ba takhta waley harr makham da cha da stargo

Zwanee moo sa pa grana tera kare da malgaro

Har zAy ba ghawrey daley woo yawo daam da cha da stargo

IMDADA da jwandon qissay me domara dard laraloo

Khoboona ye wrak karee, humm arram da cha da stargo

da zra wor

Nan Me Ra Obala Maidan Ta Pa Nafrat Bandey
Da Pa Mohabat Da Raba Lalo Tareqe Dere Zare Shwey
Che Me Da Zan Khilaf Maidan Ke Ashna Waledalo
Da Wraze Rana Ganey Pa Ma Torey Tyarey Shwey
Che Me Stargey Da Yar Waledey Rar Tav Shom
Pa Fiza Zama Da Bailat Narey Khwarey Shwey
Za Ba De Nom Pa Khpala Wena Walikama
Da Lekalo Dapara Nakreze Was Zare Shwey
Baska \”Gumnama\” Was Te Nor Qalar Sha
Da Yar Toley Adaganey Was Zarey Shwey

che taabya sta da

Che taabya sta da Didaar kram,
Nor sa na krama zaan Khwar kram.

Tor orbal de pa maa khor kra,
Che de zulfy tar pa Tar kram.

Krama khkul che de sre shundy,
Da Raqeeb pa zra Guzaar kram,

Pa dunya me hes kaar neshta,
Za da eshq kaaro Baar kram.

Pukhla khpla sha Janana,
So mennat ba da Rebaar kram.

Raqibaan me domra khwah di,
Che hama pa sar da DAAR kram.

Rogh ba nasham IMDAD KHIYALA,
Toro stargo de Bimaar kram.

ya pa sparli ya pa akhtar

Ya pa sparli ya pa akhtar rasha

Charta yao wraz kho pa chakar rasha

Da ratlo hasy sa bana jora ka

Ya pa raza ya marawar rasha

Da karaya hasy baana ma kawa

Ka gari na v pa de khar rasha.
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zakhmona

 Suk pa talo zangadal suk pa rasoo tarali.
Sa ajiba hukamrani wa da ashna kosa k.
dar ser baber lamater ao shownday wachay wachay.
Pa friadoono pabandi wa da ashna kosa k.
Halta saroona daokadal kho pa las sa na ratlal.
Qarara dasay juwari wa da ahsna kosa k.

pathan mobile company me

Pathan Mob¡Le Company Me Job Lene Gaya:
PehLe H¡ SawaL Ka Jawab Dene Pr Use Maar Kr ßhaga D¡ya
SawaL Tha?
Subse Mashoor Network Konsa Hy?
Pathan
Cartoon Network

5 phatan mil kar

5 Phatan Mil kAr Minar-e-PAKistaN ko dHika lAga rEhay tHay,


eK adMi nE pOcha kYa kAr rEhay ho ?


PHaTaNoN nE kAha :

Hamare Ustad ne kaha hAi k Pakistan kO le kaR Agy bHaRo . ;-)

ek pathan ne new car li

Ek pathan ne new car li
aur drive pe nekla thora agay gaya to toll plaza aya admi bola han khan g!!!


pathan bola full kar do:-D

pathan thought lol meant

Pathan thought "LOL" meant "lots of love".
So one Day His Friend's Mother Died. He Sent him the Following text
''Sorry 2 Hear About the Death of Your Mother, plz take care LOL" :D

1 pathan ko road pe

1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
.
.
. "Eid Mubarak"

PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola


"khair Mubarak" ;p : )

1 pathan jahaz m

1 pathan jahaz m 1 seet pr beth gaya aur wahan se uthne ka nam hi nhi le raha tha,logon ne bht minaten ki mgr wo na mana wo keh raha tha k khan ka zaban 1 hai hum apna faisla nhi badlega,to 1 shakhs aya aur usy kan m kuch kaha to faorn uthkr agli seet pr beth gya,log heran ho gay aur us shkhs se puch k tune usy kya kaha jo wo man gaya,
Admi ! Main kaha k khan ap kahan jaoge?to pathan ne kaha k dubai,to maine kaha k dubai ki seet agli h ye lahor ki seet h.

pathan 1st time jahaz py

Pathan 1st time jahaz py batha jesy hi jahaz ka agla tyre oper utha tu pathn pilot ko marny lga or bola mai Pahly hi dara howa hon or tm one wheeling kr rhy ho

teacher to pathan

Teacher To Pathan: ßeta Q ROo Rahe Ho

Pathan: §ir §chool ki ßell Toot Gai Hy

Teacher: Tou Is Main ROone ki kya ßaat Hy

Pathan: Ab Humari çhotti kaise Hogi

pathan ki 2 beveyan

Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari..Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.or 2sari boli ni .Aaj Mondy Hay.
PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola




hum kya Pagal Hun. Jo Juma parh k Aya Hun?

syasat dano ne awam ki

Syasat dano ne awam ki muhabat ka kesa sila dya,
itni mehangai ki k haston ko rula dya,
socha tha k shyd salary barhaengi,
salary to barhai nhi GHANTA barha dya

ppp new slogen

PPP New Slogen

Roti

KaprA

Na

Makaan

Mang

Raha Hai Lite Insan . . . ;->

do parties k politician behas

Do parties k Politician behas mE masroof thay,
Dono ne ek dosray ko Qa-El krnay ki nakam kosish ki phir ilzamat per utar aaye,
1st politician:I KNOW, tum kiS K isharay per Nachtay ho?
2nd politician:IDIOT!saysi guftago me mERi B.V kO kyUn include krtay ho?

yeh teri aankhein jhukijhuki

Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,
Yeh tera chehra khila-khila sa,
jab tere chehre par haath fera ,
Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila?

musharraf to resign de kar

Hum to Assambly tootne ka sun rahe the FARAZ

Musharraf to Resign de kar chala gaya

dream lnd

??"Dream L?nd Sacratch Card"??

"Gr?nd PR?ZE"


American Visa+Green Card
4 Whol? Family.

"BUMPER PrIZE"


Aatay Ki 100 Boriaan Bilkul Muft.


"SUPERB PrIZE"


GOVeRNmENT Department Me Job.

"4RTH PRIZE"


400 Litr Petrol Free


"5TH PRIZE"


24 Hrs Light Suply Till Loadsheding.


Hurry Up. . .

Note:
U Can Purchase
"Scratch Cardz"
Frm All Those Branches Where
"RASHAN CARDS"
Are Available.

politicians are the same

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there's no river.

Nikita Khrushchev

the politician

The Latest New Dance Craze

Is Called


"The Politician"


It's Two Steps Forward,


One Step Backward


And Then


A Sidestep ;-> :

the best of your rulers

"The Best Of Your Rulers Are Those Whom You Love And Who Love You, Who Invoke God's Blessings Upon You And You Invoke His Blessings Upon Them, And The Worst Of Your Rulers Are Those Whom You Hate And Who Hate You And Whom You Curse And Who Curse You"
Muslim
(We can see in which category our leaders fall)

punjabi version mulahiza farma

King Θf The §tates, Apple Θf My Father's Éye,
§trength For My Mother's Heart,
My ßrother Çlimbed Θver The Mare

§amajh Aai?
Nahi
English §amajhna Her kisi k ßus ki ßaat Nahi

Punjabi Version Mulahiza Farmaen:

Desaan Da Raja Mere ßabul Da Piyara

Ambri De Dil Da §ahara

Veer Mera Ghori Çharaya

come closer come come

COME closer come come you cruel, i am going to die,

samjay?


Nahi,

Lo translation,


Nairray aa aa aa Zaalma way, main marr gayee aaan aah aah....

holywod in punjabi version

Holywod in punjabi version:
Jarrasic park:Dainasour gujjar da
Mr bean:Gunga gujar
Spider man:jale wala gujar
Super man:urne wala gujjar
Titanic:kashti gujjar di

st dont be unhappy

"Just don't be unhappy my soul, sweet heart....
I shall have to leave this universe one day, sweet heart"


english version nahi samjhay. ok, ye lo original punjabi version:

"AAWAIEN russya na kar meri jaan sajna,

IK din chhad jana hay jahan sajna..."

0nce dere was a pukha

0nce dere was a pukha kutta.

He was very pukha.

He phiring loor loor.

He dekhya the sh0p of chacha kareem.

He chuking one boti from dere, and nas gya.

Jab he guzra from naalay alay pul to.

He saw aik hor kutta.

He became very shoda.

His soch was very kutiyan aali.

He phonkia on him & His apni v boti dig gayee.

MORAL:
jo dujyan nal kutay aali krda a, ona nal v kutay aali hondi ay :-)
.-'''''-.
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punjabi cultural tappy

Punjabi Cultural Tappy

Woman: kothy ty Aa Mahiya

Milna ta mil aa k nahe ty Khasmaa nu Khaa Mahiya

Man: ki lena ay Mitraan to

Milan tey Aa javaan Dar lagda ay Chhitraan to

W: tusi Kaaly kaaly O

Kuj tey Sharam kro Dhiyan Putraan waly O

M: Sary (audiance) Dand paye Kadhdy ney

Asi tenu Changy Lagdy Sady Dheeyan Putt Wad,dy ny

W: Baaghy wich Aaya karo,

jado asi So jaiye tusi Makhiyan uraya karo

M: Tusi Roz Nahaaya karo,

Makhiyan to Dardy O Gurr thora Khaaya karo

M&W: Peeng pyar di Paavaan gy

Hun asi mil gaye aan Geet pyar dy Gaawaan gy.

fees maafi di darkhwast

Fees maafi di darkhwast:

To
Da principal,
High school
X.Y.Z.

Sir,
Gal eh ha k mere abby ny menu fees 500RS. Diti c.100 ta dostan ny film ty lawa dita,150dy samosy ty bottlan p liyan.5o da AZRA nu load krwa dita.Baki 200 englsh wali madm ty shart har gya.dostan ne shart lai c k ohda sirf MATH waly sir nal chakar ay pr ohda te tohady naal v chakr nikal aya! main hun kangla ho gya wa ty ais lae fees maaf kiti javy

ain nwazish hove gi..

1 sharif std-;-)

william sastapairs

William Sastapairs

'chawal' frndz r always 'chawal'.
They receive many msgs but they send 'ikka dukka'
Msgs in a week
Actually they r spacial kind of 'chawals'.
They becom more 'dheet' after a lot of 'bisti'.
They r bhikari infront of frndz bt very Sakhee 4 their grlfrnds.
Tutt painay never eat sharam:-

vari varsi khatan gya tay

Vari varsi khatan gya tay

khat k lyanda Pjama,

Jera aae msg parh k pangra na pavay O

Apni Mashoq day Bchyan da Mama,,
ha ha ha

Josh nal pao pangraaa...

shadi se pehle dulhan

Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai ?

Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai.......?


I am waiting for answer if u r genious....

Baap apna naam wapis laita hai bcoz wife husband k name apnay saath use karti hai

wo khon si cheez

Wo khon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti,
lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.:->


Ans is."ReflEctiOn"

aik gali mein

Aik Gali mein...... bachay khel rahay thai uss gali mein se aik ........ aurat guzri Uss ......... aurat ne hath mein ......... pakri thi un ........ bachon ne uss ....... Aurat ki ...... gira di.
in 7 khali jaga main ek hi word aye ga,
Reply must
If u r genius...
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CHeni

1 black n white tv

1 black n white tv ko kis tarah proove karo gy k wo colour tv hy?

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Ans>> Black and white bhi tu colours hotay hain ..... Simple

wo konsi cheez hai

Wo konsi cheez hai jo bnane wala bech deyta hai
.
Kharedne wala istemal nahi kerta
.
Or jo istemal kerta hai os ko maloom nahi hota
.
CHALLANGE
.
Reply Fast.


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ans >>Kafan

du u know amrica has

Du u know Amrica has a state(Riyasat) in pakistan...!!


The name of the State is


Lalam USA






Talking abt
Lalamusa

purane zmane me 1baba

(Challnge)
Purane zmane me 1baba ji bachi or 1bakri k sath ja rhe thy.rasty me 1admi ne unse 3 swal poche.
1:apki umr kitni hy?
2:is bchi se apka kia rishta hy?
3:is bakri ki kia qimat hy?
Baba ji ne sirf 1lafz kaha or un sb swalo ka jwab de diya..
Btaiye wo lafz kia tha?reply mUST.


Ans>> Nawasi(89)

agar aap race

1) Agar aap race mein doosray number pe aanay walay ko overtake kar gaye toh aap kaunsi position pe huay?

Ans:2nd
2) Wo kya cheez hai jo hathi jitni bari hai mgr uska wazan koi nahi hota? Hathi ka saya
3) Wo kya cheez hai jo din rat dorti hai magr us k koi paao'n nahi hote?
Ans: Waqt

humari billi hume hi miyaun

It's challenge
ise ki english mai translate kar0. .

"humari billi hume hi miyaun"
Rep fast.


Answer is
My Tutor My Foot

tears of a woman

"The arms of a man"
and
"The tears of a woman"
can do every task of the world".....
(Aristotle)

denis waitley

"First We Make Our Attitude

Then

Our Attitude Make Us..."

~.~ Denis Waitley ~.~

leo tolstoy

A man is lyk a fraction whose numerator is wh8 he is & whose denominator is wh8 he thinks of himself. Larger d denominator, smaller d fraction.

-Leo Tolstoy-

bu ali sina

When apples are 4 & v r 5

Then my mother
Says, "i dont like apples."

(Bu Ali Sina)

if ive 8 hours to chop

"If I've 8 hours to chop down a tree, I would spend 6 hours sharpening the axe."

(Abraham Lincoln)

Work smarter, Not harder!

goethe

QUOTE: Behaviour is a mirror in which everyone shows his image. (Goethe)

ellen palmer allerton

QUOTE: Beautiful faces are those that wear whole-souled honesty printed there. (Ellen Palmer Allerton)

life belongs to

quote:"Life belongs to the living, and he who lives must be prepared for changes." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

francis becon


THOUGHT OF THE DAY:

''The greatest advantage of speaking truth is that you don't have to remember what you said". (Francis Becon)

ajh jab barish

Ajh jab barish hui
Yeh bhi aik khiyal aaya

kiun na aik badal ko
Razdaan banaoon main

Jo bi mujh pe guzri hae
Ous ko sab sunaoon main

Tum say jo kehna hai
Ous ko sab sunaaon main

Phir tumhare Dil pe
Ajh he barass jaye

ajeeb mosam hai barishon

Ajeeb Mosam Hai Barishon Ka
K Jis Mein Jazbay Sulag Rahay Hain

Dhuaan Dhuaan Hain Ye Bheegi Aankhein
Jigar K Chhaalay Bhi Tap Rahay Hain

Jalay Hu-on ko Jla Raha Hai
Ajeeb Mosam Hai Barishon Ka

Peyaam Koi, Slaam Koi
Gulaab Koi Na Khaab Koi

Tumhari Jaanib Se Pehle Paaya He Kab Tha Main Ne
Koi Bhi Jazba

To Kyoon Ye Khahish Jaga Raha Hai
Ajeeb Mosam Hai Barishon Ka

K jo Dil Ki Dharti K Rang Saaray
Mita Raha Hai, Sta Raha Hai

Ajeeb Mosam Hai Barishon Ka

jab binn badal barsat

JAB BINN BADAL BARSAT KE ,HUM TUM BEHGA KARTEE THEY
JAB CHOTEE CHOTEE BATOON PER,HUM TUM RUTHA KARTEE THEY

JAB HATHON MAIN HATH DAAL KAR,HUM TUM KEHLA KARTEE THEY
JAB ANKHON SE AKHAIN MILA KAR,HUM TUM BATAIN KARTEE THEY

JAB ISS DUNIYA KO BHULA KAR,HUM TUM APNEE DUNIYA MAIN REHTE THEY....
JAB KADMON SE KADAM MILA KAR,HUM TUM RAHON PER CHALTEE THEY

JAB ANKHON KE NAMI CHUPA KAR,HUM TUM AHAIN BARHTEE THEY
TAB SE TUM KO CHAHTEE HAIN..TAB SE TUM KO CHAHTEE HAIN

kahin barish baras


Kahin Barish baras jaaye..
Kahin Darya taras jaaye..
Kahin aa kar Ghata theray..
Tumhare or mere darmiyaa..
Aaa kar KHUDA therey..
Tou .........!!!
Uss lamhay mere jivan main..
Tum KHUDA ke baad aatey ho..
Mujey tum yaad aatey ho

kabhi hum bheegte hain


Kabhi Hum Bheegte Hain Chahaton Ki Taiz Baarish Mein...
Kabhi Barson Nahin Milte Kisi Halki Se Ranjish Mein...

Tumhi Mein Dewtaon Ki Khu Boo Nahin Thi Warna...
Kami Koi Nahin Thi Mere Andaaz-E-Parastish Mein...

Ye Pehle Soch Lo Phir Aur Bhi Tanha Na Hojana...
Usey Chhoone Ki Khuwahish Mein Usey Paane Ki Koshish Mein...

Buhat Se Zakham Hain Dil Mein Magar Aik Zakham Aisa Hai...
Jo Jal Uthta Hai Raaton Mein Jo Lo Deta Hai Baarish Mein...

sorry tez hawa ki vja


H p
A p
y

A n
R y
I

D A Y


"sorry tez hawa ki vja se words urty hoye aye"!!
Enj0y!

mein har mosaam ka

Mein Har Mosaam Ka Har Har
Päl Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon !!!

Barasta Bheegta Mosaam Hai
Kamzori Meri Lakin
Mein Yah Sawan,
Barishein,
Ghatta,
Badal,
Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon ....
Håppy Råiñy noon.

atte ho tum barsaat

Atte ho tum barsaat mai
deewani mujhe banate ho
Mere bheege badan ko dekh kar
Shrarat se muskurate ho

Kapkapate is jisam ko
Apni bahon ka anchal urdate ho
Dhadkate hue humare dil ko
Apni baato se sehlate ho

Jalati hai man mai ek jawala
Jisko samjh khoob tum jaate ho
Band kar le jo hum apni ankhein
Bas hume hi dekhe jaate ho

Chum kar matha humara
Sir per rakh hath, seene se lagate ho
Sayam apne se, apna maan badate ho
Atte ho tum barsaat main, deewani mujhe banate ho

rain of sms

My sms are just like 'RAIN'.
.
.
.
1 day it will increase,
.
.
.
1 day it will decrease,
.
.
.
but
.
.
.
NEVER DIES.....!

agar aap bus

Agar Aap Bus, Train, Plane Ya Kahin Se Bhi Aa Ya Jaa
Rahe Ho Aur Kisi Mahila Ke Haath Mai Phool, Dhaga,
Chain Ya Chamakti Hui Koi Bhi Vastu Dekhen.
To Turant Wahan Se Hat Jayen.
Yeh Vastu Rakhi Ho Sakti Hai.
Aapki Zara Si Laparwahi Apko Bhai Bana Sakti Hai…
Janhit Mai Jaari!!!

when the world goes dark

Hey Sis,
When The World Goes Dark,
Stars Are There?
When The Journey Breaks Up,
Hope Is There?
When The Entire World Is Vanished,
And You Feel Left Alone?
Tilt Your Head And Look Beside You,
Will Bring You Comfort Feeling Of
Care And Affection Molds On You,
As Your Brother Is Always Beside You
To Pour The Special Love And Affection Forever?
[ HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN ]

sky is blue feel this hue

Sky Is Blue, Feel This Hue,

My Love Is For You Bhaiya?Always True.

Loads Of Good Wishes For Raksha Bandhan

this msg is for the most

This Msg Is For The Most Wonderful
Sisters Of This World Badi And Chhoti.
Thank U Didi For Always Being There On My
Side And For Helping Me In Those Infinite
Ways Which I Cannot Even Remember?

happy raksha bandhan

Rasmalaai?
Nope!
Gulab Jaman?
Nah!
Let Me C..
How Bout Jalebi?
Hmm?
Nope!
Damn!
Still Cant Find
Anything As Sweet
As U.
Happy Raksha Bandhan

raksha bandhan

You Are So Cute,
Darling
And Adorable..
Can?t Help
Forming A
Relationship With You?
Please
Accept Me
As Your
Dearest And
Sweetest Behna
Happy Raksha Bandhan

agar aapko koi v anjan

Agar Aapko Koi V Anjan PARCEL Mile To Kripiya Use Na Khole

Usme
BOMB
Ya



RAKHI
Ho Sakti He

Apki Jarasi Laprvahi Apko BHAI Bana Sakti He

har ladki aapke liye bekarar

Har Ladki Aapke Liye Bekarar Hai
Har Ladki Ko Aap Ka Intezar Hai

Ye Aap Ka Koi Kamal Nahi

Kuch He Dino Me Raakhi Ka Tyohaar He.

sali rakhi bandh k chali gai

Indian KurI Phans?I Hmari To Lottry Nikal I
.?.
Hum Ne Date Per Bulaya Wo Sali Rakhi Bandh K Chali Gai.

agr bandhon ko maloom hota


( * Ramadan'~
~*Mubarak*~ ~*Ho*~
Hadees-e-Nabwi (Sallallahu Alaihi Wassallam): Agr Bandhon Ko Maloom Hota K Ramadan Kya Hy To MERI Umat Tmana Krti K Kash Poora Saal Ramadan Hi Ho. (Sahi Ibn-e-Huzeema, J3, S190, H1886)

Rmembr Me In Ur Prayers....

sirf ramazan k musalman


10 Days Remaining ... !!

Aap Zara Soche'n k Us k Baad Kia Hoga?

Masajid Ho Jaye'n Gi Veeran

Almaario'n Mein Band Ho Jaye'n Ge Qura'an

Azaad Ho Jaye Ga Shaitan

Phir Gunaho'n Mein Doob Jaye Ga Har Insaan

Dilo'n k Zang Duur Kr De YA REHMAN

Hum Reh Gaye Hyn Sirf RAMAZAN k MUSALMAN....!!!

ramzan k dino me ghar


Ramzan k Dino Me Ghar Se Me Is Liye Nhi Nikalta.
.


Ramzan k Dino Me Ghar Se Me Is Liye Nhi Niklta


.






Log Roza Na Torh Den Eid ka Chand Samj kr. . .

jo rozedar bhool ker agar


Hadees
"Jo Rozedar bhool ker agar kuch Kha-Pee ley to ussy chahiye k wo apna Roza pora kare Q K usy ALLAH ne Khilaya Pilaya hai"
(Sahi Bukhari Kitabu Saum:1894)

ek admi rozay nhi rakhta


Ek admi rozay nhi rakhta tha. Us k peer ne kaha tum roza rakho main wada kerta hoon roz tumhari ek Duaa qabul hogi. Us ne roza rakha. Sara din bari mushkil se guzara.
Sham ko roza khol ke peer ke pas chala gaya.
Peer ne kaha mango kya mangte ho?
Woh bola peer sab subah EID kerwa do... =P ;->

10 shaban 2 hijri ko farz hua


*RozA*

10 ShAbAN, 2 Hijri kO FArz huA..

RozA ki FArziAT kA HukuM SorAh BAqArAh, AyAT 183,184 mE huA

Har ChEz k LEyE ZAkAt hy Or JiSM ki ZakAT RozA hy . . . /

bass na chalay ga kuch


Bass na chalay ga Kuch b ab Shaitan ka,,

Aaya hai muskrata hova mahina Ramzan ka,

Ghar Ghar main jalay gi shama fakt Toheed ki,,,,

Arsh chovay ga Sajda kamzor baibas Ensaan ka ,,,,

Barsay ga Rahmaton ka sawan Har soo har ja,,,,

Har zuban pai ho ga Naghma Fakt Rahman ka,,,

Awo apna apna daman Donay ka ahd krain NoOr .

Qismat walon ko milta hai moka Apny pahchan ka. . . /

apki mohabat apki wafa


Apki Mohabat apki WAFA Hi Kafi Hai
Tamam Umar Ye AASRA Hi Kafi He

Aftari per bulao hamain Mgr Takleef Na Krna

Mere Liye Bs SIRF

KHAJOR

JUICE

SAMOSAY

PAKORAY

ANGOR

APPLE

AMROOD

BANANA

PIZA

DRUM STICK

SHAMI

CHICKEN ROLL

KABAB

SAJI

CHARGHA

BiRYANi

ZARDA

QORMA

MUTTON

TiKKA

CUSTARD

KHEIR

RAITA

SALAD

&



COCA COLA




He Kafi Hai.... =P ;->

apni duaon k khas lamhat me


Mah-e-Ramzan Mein..

Apni Duaon K Khas Lamhat Me
2 Jahan Ki Afiyat Mangna,

Dozakh Se Nijaat Mangna,

Rizq-E-Halal

Husn-E-Akhlaq Mangna,

Ishq-E-Rasool

Shukar Karne Wali Zaban

Aur

Sabar Karne Wala Dil Mangna.

,*, RAMZAN MUBARAk,*,

on the sea shores of life


On The Sea Shores Of Life
All Good Relations r Like Waves
They Come & Go
But
They Touch In Such A Way
Tht
A Feeling Of Closeness Remains Forever   

relation and bone are same


Relation And Bone Are Same, When Both Cracked And Get Repaired Correctly They Are More Powerfull
But
If Not Correctly, They Are Lost Thier Worth...   

i love my dad


1 bachay ne new Car pe pathar se Scratch daal dia
jab Baap ne dekha to us ne Ghusay main Hathori Bchay ko maari
jis se uski 3 unglian zaya ho gaen

Baap apne gussay pe Naadim hokar Bachay ki Maazuri pe ro raha tha
K
Achanak uski nazar Car pe mojud Scratches pe pari
Us ne ghor kia to
Car pe likha tha

"I Love my Dad"


Piyar Cheezo se nahin Rishton se karen.
So take care of relations...                    

a relationship


A relationship
Duzn't shine
By jst shaking hands
In best times
But
It blossoms
By holding hands firmly
In critical situation

GoOd A.M =]
Have a Blessed Sunday                    

family frnds


You can kiss Your "Family & Frnds" good-bye
And
Put miles b/w You,
But at the same time
You carry Them with You
in Your heart, mind & stomach,
Because
"You don't just live in a world but a world lives in You" =)                     

thought of the day



" The minute you think of giving up any relation,

Think of the reason why you held it for so long..! "

Good Nite

Have A Nice Night.                    

relationships are very precious


Relationships are very precious, takecare of them,
because it is most painful for you,
when a person "U Know" becomes,
a person
"U Knew"..!                    

relations dont necessarily


Relations don't necessarily mean finding similarities..
Its just about Respecting Differences...! (:                    

my relationship with u


My Relationship With U Is Like Sugarcane...

Break It,

Crush It,

Squeez It,

Even Beat & Grind It,


But U Will Always Get Only Sweetness... :-)                    

lub pe ati h dua an


Lub Pe Ati H¥ Dua ßan k Tamana Mri

Zindgi ßomb §e Ho Mehfoz khudaya Mri

Na koi ßomb Damaka §e Ura De Muj ko

Muft Ma Jam-É-§hahadat Na Pila De Muj ko

Mra Allah Larai §e ßachana Muj ko

Θr §ikha De koi ßandoq Çhalana Muj ko

Naam-É-Islam ki Hurmat ko ßacha Le ¥a RÅß

Waqt k §ary Kamino ko Utha Le ¥a RÅß                    

if any fat girl cross u


Part | |

If aNy fAt gIrL CrosS U...

But Come bacK 2 U At Listening Of Ur WhistLe. . .


Th¡S SituaTiOn iZ Ca|LD. . . .

"GOLMAAL
RETURN" . . . :d :p ;->                    

golmaal return


If aNy fAt gIrL CrosS U...

But Come bacK 2 U At Listening Of Ur WhistLe. . .


Th¡S SituaTiOn iZ Ca|LD. . . .

"GOLMAAL
RETURN"                    

meri shadi ke mauqe


Meri Shadi Ke Mauqe Per Us Ne Mujh Se Kaha FARAZ.....
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Tenu Dullha Kinne Banaya BHOOTNI KAY . . . . . . . ;->/   

i may walk slowly


I May Walk Slowly..

But...I Never Walk Backwards...

-Abraham Lincon


I Don't Need To Walk..Bcoz...

I Have Bike..

Malik . . .                     

quotable quotes


Quotable Quotes

To be is to do. (by Socrates)

To do is to be.(by Plato)

To be or not to be.(by Shakespeare)

Do be do be do. (by Scooby do) ;) :D                    

a parody of


A Parody Of Zong Song
Enjoy Krte Raho
Tv Dekhte Raho
Parhae Par Kabhe Tawajja Dena Nae
Me To Mayoos Tha Paper Dekh Ke
Pharra Bhej Dya Us Ne Paegam Me
To Cheatng Karte Raho
Pass Hote Raho
Result Per Kabhe Tawajja Dena Nae
Turu Run Ru Ru Run Ru Ru Ru Ru Run 

strike while the iron is hot


You Know That Old Saying

"Strike While The Iron Is Hot ??"

Well That's A Pretty Dumb Saying

Coz

"I'll Betcha
A Cold Iron Will Hurt Like Hell Too" =P ;)                    

old song and remix song


Old SOng And Remix SOng Me KYa FArq HAi?


"Old Song"
DAncer 6 FuTt LAmbay KapRay PEhan KR NACHTI THi

"REmix SOng"

DAncer Ne 6 Inch K KApray PEhnay H0tay HAin                    

diwana

tumne hum ko hum se chura liya.......
pyar humse tum ye kesa kiya....
ki har ghadi hume diwana banaya....
tumhari yadon main na koi hos aya....

ye t0 dil tha dewana

"S I R F
T U M"

Ye t0 Dil tha Dewana k Tum par Aa Gya

Warna Hm Qeemti Pathron ko bhi uthaya nahi karte

Ye mana K Tum Haseen Ho magar ye Bhi sun lo

Hm Haseen logon se Dil laGya nahi karte

Jis se karte hain Pyar bus ek hi baar karte hain

Baar baar Hum bhi kisi ko sataya nahi karte

Tum tu Apne ho Tum se kya parda

Warna Hum Raaz-e-Dil kisi ko bataya nahi karte

Tum keh do tu Tumhare liye jaan bhi hazir

Warna Hum Zindagi dao per lagaya nahi kartey...!

sath tmhara dena hai

Sath Tmhara Dena Hai
Kuch Sath Tmhara Pana Hai

Pathro K is Shehr Me
1 Kanch Ka Ghar Bnana Hai

Rab Ne Jo Rishta Asman Pe Likha hai

Usse Duniya Me Nibhana Hai

1 Nam Tmhara Likhna Hai
1 Nam Hamien Ban Jana Hai

Kuch Batein Tm Se Karni hain
Kuch Dil Ka Hal Sunana Hai

Chupke Se Jo Mangi Hai
Un Duaon Me Tm Ko Pana Hai

Tm Rooth K mujse Na Jao,
Muje Sath Tmhara Pana Hai

Tm Lot k Wapis Aajao

Muje "Hamsafar" Tumhein Bnana Hai...!

socha yad na kar

Socha YAD Na Kar K Th0ra Tarpa0n usko

K¡S¡ or Ka Nam LeKar Jala0n usko
Pr Ko¡ Chot use LaGe to Dard Muje Hoga
Ab Ko¡ yE Bataye K¡S Tarah Sata0n usko.??

people like you r

People Like You r
One In Billion
So Always Take Care Of
Yourself, Coz
I Ain't In A Mood To Search
Another Billion For A Lovely
Person Like You :)

kash khuda nay

Kash khuda nay mujhe kitaab banaya hotaa,...!


Wo parhtay parhtay so jate mjhe seenay say laga kar....!

main to fana ho gaya

Main to fana ho gaya uski aankhen dekh kr

Na jane wo shaks aaina kaise dekhta hoga...

us k kis andaz ki

Us k kis andaz ki tareef karun me


Wo hr andaz ka kamal rakhta hai


Shayad kuch majburiyan ho uski

Warna!
Woh khud se zyada mera khayal rakhta hai

mein tor leta agar woh

Mein tor leta agar woh gulab hoti,

Mein jawab banta agar woh sawal hoti,

Sab jante hain mein nasha nahi karta,

Phir bhi pee leta agar woh sharab hoti.

i never feel alone

I NEVER FEEL ALONE

because,

LONELINESS IS ALWAYS WITH ME.....

kisi k chehre

Kisi k Chehre Ne Khushbu Ko Kr Dia Pagal
Phir Us K Baad Sama Ka Sama Hua Pagal
Jo Unse Mene Kaha Zindgi Bana Lo Muje!
To Usne Dheere Se Ek Lafz Keh Dia "PAGAL"

hurting someone is as

Hurting Someone is As Easy As Cutting The Tree.

But Making Someone Happy Is Like Growing aTree that Takes Lot Of Time..

chaho tou mohabbat

Chaho tou Mohabbat Ho Hi Jati Hy

Kisi Khamosh Chehre Se Musalsal ashk Behne Pr
Chupana b Agr Chaho Wazahat Ho Hi Jati Hy

Kisi K Duur Jane Per Ummide'nTuut Jane Se
Wafa Mein Rog Milne Ki Shikayat Ho Hi Jati Hy

Ye Tum Ne b Suna Hoga Zamana Aise Kehta Hy
k Jab b Ishq Hota Hy Baghawat Ho Hi Jati Hy .. !!

wo hum se

!¤Wo hum se¤!
,Milne ki koshish, ~Buhat karte~ *"Rahe Fåråz"*
Magar Milne aaye^Tab jab hum^
,,Matti mein mil gaye...!

tor diye hain main

tor diye haiN maiN Ne ghar k sabhi aaiNay,,,


ishq meiN thukraye howe log mjh se ab dekhay Nahi jate...!!!

mere qatal ka irada

Mere QataL ka Irada ho tou khanjar se wÅar na krna


Mere marne k Lye kafi ha tera Auron se pyar karna.'

maine ek patthar

Maine Ek Patthar Se Dhoka Khaya Tha
BaDa Hasin Dhoka Khaya Tha

Aaj Dur Jakar Wo Baithe He Humse
Kabi Uske Lie Humne Kisi Ko Thukraya Tha.!!

a sad story

A SAD STORY
eK LARKI KO RING CHAHIYE THI nd LARKE NE USKO TEDDY BEAR DIA LARKI NE GHUSSE SE USE ROAD PER PHENK DYA LARKA WOH TEDDY BEAR LE HI RAHA THA K eK CAR K BEECH A GAYA nd MAR GAYA LARKI NE RO KAR TEDDY BEAR KO GALE LAGAYA TO TEDY BEAR ME SE AWAZ AYE WILL u MARRY ME? "THE RING IS IN MY POCKET" =P

tum bade ho kr kya kroge

Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi.
.
Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?


Santa:"DADDY "

santa tum is office

SaNtA tUM Is oFFiCe Ma kUb sE kAM kR rAhE hO ?

BaNtA : JUb sE BoSs nE MuJhE nOkRi sE nIkALnE kI dHAMkI dI hA ...;->

santa platfrom k side

Santa Platfrom k side leta tha
Banta-Kya kar rahe ho?
Santa-Sucite
Banta-to beach me leto
Santa-Dar lagta he...

ye tum ne pattian kyun

Santa:Ye tUm Ne PattiAn kYun Bandhi hui hAin?

Banta: KaL Ek Admi Meri gAri Se Takra gYa Tha,

Santa: Chot To uSay I hO Gi, Magr Pattian Tum Ne Q Bandhi?

Banta: Bas yaAr kAL Us Shakhs Se Achanak MuLaqat Ho gAi Thi.

after eating fish santa dont drink water

After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach

bada ho k kya banoga

Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga


Santa:Pilot

Tcher:Q


S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota

sardar ki beti hoi

Sardar ki Beti hoi.
Biwi: suno ji jb ye bari hogi tou Larke ise tung krn ge.

Sardar: Me ne is problem ka solution dhondh lia he hm iska nam "BAJI" rakhn ge;-)

aaj kisine mere

Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..

santas army test

Santa's Army Test

Pappu- 3+5?
Santa- 8
Pappu- 7+3?
Santa- 10
Pappu- 8+8?
Santa- Pata nahi sir
Mere pass sirf 10 hi ungli Hai.
(=awaD o_0
W!LD T3XT3R

1 admi bike pe ja raha tha

1 admi bike pe ja raha tha.
Admi ne rastey pe jatey Sardar se poucha?
Sir! Apko lift chahey kia?
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Sardar:Nahi hamara ghar tou Ground floor pe hai.:

3 sardaro ko phansi hone

3 Sardaro ko phansi hone lagi 
pehle ko phansi lagai to rassa dheela hone ki waja se wo neche pani me ja gira 
doosre ko phansi di to wo b pani me ja gira or bach gaya 
jub teesre ki bari i to wo jallad se bola bhai ye rassa theak kr lo mujhe terna nahi aata...                  

shadi me khana khula

Shadi Me Khana Khula
sardar Ko Plate Nhi Mili sardar Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne Lga
Logon Ne Pocha Ye Kya
Srdar: Dagh To Chla JaeGa
Ye Wqt Phr Ni AeyGa.

india ka jhanda sub

Teacher: India ka jhanda sub se pehle kahaN lehraaya gaya?

Sardar ( kaafi sochne k baad ) :
Hawa meiN

1 sardar k ghar me billi

1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi sardar billi se tang akr usy kahi chor aya. gar aya to bili ussy pehly ponch chuki thi.sardar bili ko dobara kahen dor chor k aya bili pher us sy phly gar ponch gai.sardar ko boht gussa aya ab wo bili ko boht hi zyada door chorny gya. wahn sy usny wife ko phon kya.
sardar:bili gar pnch gai ya nhi?
wife:han pnch gai hy
sardar:Us kamini se bol k mujy aker ly jaye mein rasta bhol gya hon... ;->

mujh sy aksar woh

Mujh sy Aksar Woh Aik hi Sawal Poochti hy,
.

Tum Mujhy itna pyar Q Krty ho,

Koi Ja kar bata dy Usko,

".~Z!ÑDÄG!~."
kis ko pyari nhi hoti..!

sardar amrud bech rha tha


Sardar amrud bech rha tha..
.
1 admi aya or bola, Sardar g agr amrud me kira nikla to?

Sardar: To saaf baat hai... hum kirey k alag pese lega... =P ;->

ek admi ki ammi ke nic

Ek admi ki ammi ke NIC per beva likh diya gaya,
woh admi gusse mein apne abba ke saath Nadra ke office gaya or SARDAR manager ko bola isse sahi karke do, SARDAR manager ne pistol nikali or uske abba ko mar diya,
or bola yeh lo sahi ho gaya.

sardar ne abc sekh li

Sardar Ne ABC Sekh Li:

A:
Apple

B
Bara Apple

C:
Chota Apple

D:
Doosra Apple

E:
Ek hor Apple

F:
Fer Apple

G:
Ganda Apple

H
Haraa Apple

I
India Da Apple

J
Jay'pur Da Apple

K
Kharaab Apple

L
Laal Apple

M
Mitha Apple

N
Nawan Apple

O
Oooo...! Apple

P
Paka Hya Apple

Q
Queta Da Apple

R
Rall Mil K Khaan Aala Apple

S
Saada Apple

T
Taqatwar Apple

U
Unna Da Apple

V
Veer Da Apple

W
Wadda Apple

X
X-Max Da Apple

Y
Yar Da Apple

Z
Zindabad Apple

test ur bp with out any machine

Test Ur B.P With out any machine
Put ur left hand on Ur heart
Close Ur palm with full force
Count Ur heart beats/min
On120th beat open ur palm &start counting back frm 120 to 0
Now put Ur hand up &stand fr120 sec
Now stand on 1 leg for 120sec
Now at once start running at 80m/hr 2 north &keep running fr 80 min Now stop at once
Now aftr 80 minutes just relax










If u r smiling aftr reading this Msg, ur B.P is normal :-P;->

hont thak gaye hain

¤Hont Thak Gaye Hain Bula Bula Kar¤

"Ankhain Thak Gai Hain Mana Mana Kar¤

"Aisa Sang Dil Dost Mila Hai,

Jo sms Bhi Karta Hai Ami k pese chura chura kr,

apne doston ko me

Apne doston ko me kesay samjaon sagar
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K Mohabbat msg bejhne se Nhe Balnce Bhejne se Barhti he...=D:-)

aj k bad ap mujhey 1

Aj k bad ap mujhey 1 msg nhi karengey or agr ap ne,
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krna hai to 20 25 kro 1 msg se kya hota hai bhai?

aj k bad ap mujhey 1

Aj k bad ap mujhey 1 msg nhi karengey or agr ap ne,
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krna hai to 20 25 kro 1 msg se kya hota hai bhai?

uff thak gay

('.') uff thak gay
<)'(>hum sms karte
_/'\_karte

chalo ab beth kar apke sms ka intazar kartn hyn ('.') _/)'(\_
]""""<<"""[
ab sms bahjo...

allah kr k tinu

(\ /)
_\(' )@))))>-
<< <<
Allah kr k tinu shehd di makhi lary. . . . . Sms jo ni krda tu. :-)

theorem

THEOREM:
Human=Eat+ Work+Sleep+$M$

Donkey=Eat+ Work+ Sleep

Hence

Human=Donkey+ $M$
Or
Human-$M$= Donkey

Provd that human widout sending $M$ is donkeY :-P

to kill an enemy

To Kill An Enemy
You Required A Sword Or A Gun

But

To Kill A Loved One
Just Being Silent Is Enough

Remember !!
Never Try To Do That... (:

stop smiling im serious

Everyday I wait for ur msg,
But everyday u 4get.
Frm now onwrds
if anyday u 4gt,

then


I'll jump from
TRAIN WHEN IT STOPS!

Stop smiling,Im serious.

behbood e abadi wale

Behbood.e.abadi wale:

Jo zyada sms kare ga us ko chabi wla teka laga kr us k sms bnd kr de ge

.
Aur

Ap ka kafi der se koi sms nhi aaya lgta hai ap ko teka lag gya hai. :-)

friend search

FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated...calibration complete, now searching.....still searching....still searching......sorry, no friends found.

bloody good deal

***NEWSFLASH*** Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 100 tampons for ?1 ... No Strings attached ...but for a limited period ONLY! ...A bloody good deal!

how do u occupy an idiot

How do u occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up...Press Down...!

gorgeous intelligent kind

Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?

laziness pays off now

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

if u r sad

If u r sad, than sit on the rocks, open ur shoes and smel ur socks

having right vision

Having Right Vision In Any Endeavour Always Leads To A Glorious Conclusion ...

a man can succeed

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited ENTHUSIASM . . .

dunya mein sab

DUNYA Mein SaB SY MUSHKL KAM APNY ILM Pe AMAL KRNA HY.

frend is 1 who tolerates

"FrEnD" Is 1 Who Tolerates Ur Worst MOOD
Manage 2 Smile On Ur Idiotic JOKE
Tries 2 Undrstnd Ur Kraziest DREAM
& Knws d Bigst Reazon Behind Ur Smalest Tear =)

happiness is lyk a radio station

Happiness Is Lyk A Radio Station
Broadcasting All d Tym
U Just Have 2 Learn How 2 Tune In & Receive It Properly

Stay Tuned n Be Happy Always

find the 1

Find The 1
That Makes Ur Heart Smile
There r Moments In Life When U Miss Someone So Much That U Just Wanna Pick 'Em From Ur Dreams n Hug 'Em For Real (=

its not that u stop smiling

Its not that u stop smiling as u grow old.

The real thing is u grow old bcoz u stop smiling.

Donate a smile today...

And Live Longer....

gun can kill

Gun can kill
Fire can burn
Wind can chill
n
The mind can learn
Anger can rage till it tears U apart
But
The power of Ur smile cn heal a frozen heart (:

aapki dosti aapki har

Aapki dosti aapki har wafa kaafi hai,

Tamam umar yeh aasra kaafi hai,

Jahan kabhi milo mil ke muskura dena,

Hamari Khushi k liye aap ki ye ada kaafi hai."

always wear a smile

Always wear a smile on ur face while talking to others,
It cost u nothing but it ll make ur face favourite for all.

wo rootha rootha

Wo Rootha Rootha Sa Lagta Hai,,,

Koi Tarkeeb Batao Manane Ki,,,

Main Zindagi Girwi Rakh Sakta Hoon,,,

Tum Keemat Batao Muskurane Ki...

if it is once again

If it is once again one against forty-eight, then I am very sorry for the forty-eight.

his neighbor is a toothdrawer

His neighbor is a tooth-drawer. That bag at his girdle is full of the teeth that he drew at Winchester fair. I warrant that there are more sound ones than sorry, for he is quick at his work and a trifle dim in the eye.-
No real English gentleman, in his secret soul, was ever sorry for the death of a political economist.

i am sorry for hurting

i am sorry for hurting your feeling, i take back my words, i will hope you forgive me

hawaedard chali aur

Hawa-e-dard chali aur uski yad ai,

Lo phir se sham dhali aur uski yad ai,

kisi ki baton ki barish main hum b bheeg gaey,

kisi ne bat na ki aur uski yad ai...

sorry sms

Sometimes our friends are angry and it?s because of our own mistakes, and when we realize it we feel that we should say sorry, at this stage the problem of how to say sorry arises.
For that reason we have compiled a nice list of sorry sms, apology sms, sorry message, sorry quotes, and some decent poetry for saying sorry.
We hope you will love our collection, and give your feedback by voting each sms.

me bht rhm dil hun

Agar
Koi
Galti
Ghustakhi
Wagaira
Ho
Gai
Ho
Tu

Plz

.

.

.

.

Mafi maang lo?.

Me bht rhm dil hun..

kush rehne walo udaasi hum se sikho

Magroor rehne walo sadgi hum se sikho.
kush rehne walo udaasi hum se sikho.
Larae karne walo mafi mangna hum se sikho.

what is forgiveness

When asked:
?what is forgiveness??

A little girl gave this lovely reply:
?Its the sweet scent a flower gives after being crushed?.

ask 4giveness 4 ur own

"Sumtymz d Measure

Ov Frendship

Isn't Ur Ability 2 Not Harm

But

Ur Capacity 2 4give Thingz Done 2 U

&

Ask 4giveness 4 Ur Own Mistakez" =)

saying sorry

saying sorry is the purest cure of all heart aches and heart breaks! Admit to yourself that you have done wrong and say sorry. It does not only touches the heart but also touches the soul. It's the greatest thing to do that will give you the greatest feeling to enjoy. :)

yaado ne hume rulaya hai

Meri zindagi k is morh par
Ye kesa waqt
Aaya hai

Zakhm is dil ka
Zuban pe aaya hai

Nahi rote thy hum
Kanto ki chubhan se

Aj Ap ki yaado ne hume rulaya hai.

muhbt nakam ho jaye

Muhbt Nakam ho Jaye Tab Bhi Anso Nikaltay Hyn.
Or Agr Muhbt Kamayab Ho Jaye Tab Bhi Anso Hi Nikaltay Hain.

mujhe aaj bhi uske

Mujhe aaj bhi uske pyaar ki shiddat ronay nahi deti



Wo Kehta Tha Mar Jaonga Tere Aansun K Girne Se Pehle... /

mohabbat k sapney

Mohabbat
K Sapney
Dekhata Boht Hy,

Wo Raaton
Ko Mujh Ko
Jagata Bhi Boht Hy,

Me Aankhon
Me KajaL
Lagaon Tu Kese?

In Aankhon
Ko ZaLim RuLata Bhi Tu Boht Hai...

one tear burns 100 drops

One tear burns 100 drops of blood...




If someone is weeping for you it means he is dieing for you...
"Shakespeare"

type of smells in

Type of Smells in bedroom aftr maraige


1st 3 months
Perfume & Flowrs


Aftr 3 yrs
Baby Powdr,Cream, Lotion


Aftr 30 yrs

Vicks & Tiger baam n medicines ;->

ashk bhigo denge chupke

Ashk bhigo denge chupke se tera daman

Jb tjko mere wafaon ka khayal aaega...

wo hairan hain mere

Wo hairan hain mere zabt par to keh do un say ja kar

Jo daman par nahi girtay wo ansoo dil par girtay hain . . .

the most touching

The most touching frndshp lines,


" if ever u miss me, never u cry bcoz a drop of tear in ur eyes, is a day less in my life."

kabhi poch kar dekho

Kabhi poch kar dekho mujh se apni yaadon ka aalam

Sari raat sitaron se tera zikar kiya karte hain...

intizar k lamhon ka maza

Intizar k lamhon ka maza ajeeb hai,

us k pyar ki saza ajeeb hai,

Main usay yaad kia karti hon subah shaam,

Aur us k khamosh rehnay ki ada ajeeb hai.

dunia tere wajood ko

Dunia tere wajood ko karti rehi talaash


Hum ne tere khayal ko mohabbat bana lya."

aati hy kabhi kbhi

Aati hy
Kabhi kbhi

Chupke se
Khamoshi se

Raat Main
Barsat Main

Anjane Main
Verane Main


Kis liye?
Kis k lye?
Kis ki Khatir?
Kya Bataen?
Kya Smjhaen?
Kya hy Ye?

Ek Ehsas
Ek Piyas

Phir b achi Lgti hy

Anjani c
Begani c
Khubsurat c


"Apki Yaad" :)

pehle kabhi ye yadein

Pehle Kabhi Ye Yadein Ye Tanhai Na Thi

Kabhi Dil Pay Madhoshi Chaai Na Thi

Janey Kya Asar Kar Gayi apki Batein

Varna Is Tarah Kabhi Yaad Kisi Ki Aayi Na Thi.

wo mujhse pochta ha

Wo mujhse pochta ha kis kis k khwab dekhte ho
..."FARAZ"..

Be khabar janta nahi k yaaden Uski soney kahan deti hain..

mujhay tum yaad

Mujhay Tum yaad nahe AataY...

LoGoN saY aur apneY aap saY...

yeh Baat Keh keh Kar...

maiN thak GayA hooN... ;->

na koi subha na koi

Na Koi Subha Na Koi Apni Shaam Dete Ho

Dil Dharakne Ko Mohabbat Ka Naam Dete Ho

Roz Chale Aate Ho Mere Khwab Main Tum

In Aankho'n Ko Tum Na Ek Pal Araam Dete
Ho,

Tum Se Tou Na Poocha Gya Mera Hal-e-Dil Aur


Gairo'n Ko Roz Naya Salam Dete Ho,


Jb Kaat Dia Apne Aangan Se Shajar


Phr Q Sada Hum Ko Sar-e-Aam Dete Ho


Hum Ne Yaad Rakha Phr B Mujrim Thehre


Shayad Bhoolne Per Tum Inaam Dete Ho... !!!

a confusion has confused my mind


A confusion has confused my mind which is already confuse with some confusion.I dont know y this confusion had confused my confused mind.If my confusion had confuse ur mind then try to get solution 4 my confusion 2 rectify my confused mind.If my confused msg did?nt confuse u then b happy thinking that a confused msg did?nt confused u which really confused me?.Any confusion in this msg? Contact me without Any confusion. 

see and saw


There were 2 friends?
see and saw
0ne day see saw sea
but
saw didnt see sea
See saw sea and jumped in sea
Saw didnt see sea
but
jumped in sea
See saw saw in sea and saw saw see in sea
See saw both saw sea
and both,
saw and see
were happy to see Sea?

isay kehte hain dimagh ki EXERCISE??.;->   

i thought a thought

I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn?t the thought
I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been
the thought I thought, I wouldn?t have thought so much.                     

sms ko sms se sms me us sms ko milaya


Sms ko sms se sms me us sms ko milaya

sms ko sms ne sms ko us ne sms ko bataha

to sms ki sms jis sms ko dikhaya

ab bata apne sms ko sms ne sms me kya dikha.   

worlds most difficult tongue twister


This Has Been Declared

As D Worlds Most Difficult

Tongue Twister: "The Sixth Sick Sheikhs Sixth Sheep Is Sick"


Try It.

gOod NighT                    

dare to read it


Dare to read it .. I bet you will mistake !

Esau Wood sawed wood. Esau Wood would saw wood. All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw. In other words, all the wood Esau saw to saw, Esau sought to saw. Oh, the wood Wood would saw! And, oh the wood-saw with which Wood would saw wood! But one day, Wood?s wood-saw would saw no wood, and thus the wood Wood sawed was not the wood Wood would saw if Wood?s wood-saw would saw wood. Now, Wood would saw wood with a wood-saw that would saw wood, so Esau sought a saw that would saw wood. One day, Esau saw a saw saw wood as no other wood-saw Wood saw would saw wood. In fact, of all the wood-saws Wood ever saw saw wood, Wood never saw a wood-saw that would saw wood as the wood-saw Wood saw saw wood would saw wood, and I never saw a wood-saw that would saw as the wood-saw Wood saw would saw until I saw Esau Wood saw wood with the wood-saw Wood saw saw wood. Now Wood saws wood with the wood-saw Wood saw saw wood.   

make sentence


Teacher:"Childrn,2days Word is W;Make Sentence."
Tim:"While We Were Walking, We Were Watching Window Washers Wash Washington's Windows With Warm Washing Water!"                    

childrn2days word


Teacher:"Childrn,2days Word is W;Make Sentence."
Tim:"While We Were Walking, We Were Watching Window Washers Wash Washington's Windows With Warm Washing Water!                    

are you


Are You Fluent In English .?

Read It Fast . . .

Upper Roller Lower Roller
Roller Lower Roller Upper.                    

meray dil me utro zara zara


Meray dil me utro zara zara,

Mujhay holay holay to pyar do,

Meri tishnagi ko barhaao phir,

Meri be-kali ko qaraar do,

Mujhay harf harf samait lo,

Muje lafz lafz shumaar do

Jo umar bhar na utar sake

meri rooh ko khud me utaaar lo

aaao

pyaar k is khel me

tum jeet jao muje haar do...!                    

umar bhar hum yun


Umar Bhar Hum Yun Hi Galti karte Rahe,
Gahlib

Dhool Chehre Pe Thi Aur Hum Aaina Saaf Karte Rahe.   

tum jo chaho to


^^ Soda ^^

Tum jo chaho to..


hum aaj bhi


apni saansoan ka her sur


tumhein sonp dein


sirf


beeti hui


chahatoan ke Aiwaz!!!    

main apni zaat ki


Main apni zaat ki
tanhaiyo mein zinda hoon



Mager yeh bhi sach hai k muje teri zarorat hai bohat ...                     

pehle to thay na roshan

 Pehle to thay na roshan,
taaray, charag, jugnu,

aaya hai dil mai koi yaaden hain teri,ya tuu,

hum tujh ko dekhte hain aur soch mai pare hain,

tu phool hai ke khushbu,
tu rang hai ke jadu,

yeh faslay nazar ke,
be'maani ho gaye hain,

kafi hai muskuraht,
kafi hai teri khushbu.   

be simt hawaon ko roka

Be simt hawaon ko roka nhe krty,

jo beet gaya usko socha nhe krty,

sooraj se kya poochty ho tapish iski,

dhoop sy samamdar kabi sookha nhe krty                    

ameer huay to itnay


Ameer Huay To Itnay K Sab Kuch Unhi Per Luta Bethay,


Ghareeb hUay To Is Qadr k wApis Unhi k Dar Per jA Bethay.                     

log dilon mein jaga


Log Dilon mein jaga kaisey bana Letey hain



Hum tö unki Zuban pay apna Naam tk na La sakey...!                     

muskurany ki adat


Muskurany ki adat bhi kitni mehngi pari hum ko


Chor gaya wo ye soch kar k hum judai main b khush hain...                     

plz yaroo


Plz Yaroo Boht Ho Gya
Apni Apni Girlfrnd Ko Smjhalo
Mje Phon Kr K Kehti Hy K Aj Se 16 Din Bad Hmare Sath Date Pr Chlo






Happy VALENTINES Day
14 Feb 2009 ;->    

whnevr likable

Whnevr Likable
Ppl Cross My Mind
I Always Hve Such
Pleasant Thoughts Of You
U Always Bring Sch
Happiness & Joy
Those Who Lift Me Up
Are Very Few ... :)

luv isnt


LUV isn't jst sumthng
tht happens 2 U
Its a certain special
way of beiing alive
LUV is in fact, an
intensification, a
cmpleteness, a
fullness, a wholeness
of LIFE (:  

adam n eve


Adam n Eve started to love,
Romeo n Juliet introduced it,
Devdas n Paro suffered 4 it,
Laila n Majnu died for it,
so my dear frnz beware of it

Feb 14 is ahead !   

be mine vallentine


Be Mine Vallentine

I Am Sending You This
Valentine Wish
With Hugs And Kissess ,Too ;
Cause There,S A Place
Here In My Neart That,S
Mad For Only You!!!  

youre in


You’re in my thoughts and in my heart
Wherever I may go;
On Valentine’s Day I’d like to say
I care more than you know.   

dress code for feb14


Dress code for Feb-14:

Green-Leave me Alone

Red-Going 2 Propose

Pink-Accepted Proposal

Black-Rejected Proposal

White-Already Booked                    

happy valentin times day


Look
The moon is looking at you.


See
Stars are shining for you.


Hear
Birds are singing to you.

Listen
My Heart says
Happy valentin times day                    

happy valentines day


So Many Tym
I Thought I'd Nvr
Find Sum1 To Luv Me
d Way I Needed 2 B
Luvd
Thn
U Came In My Life
&
Showd Me
Wh8 True Love
Really Is :)

Happy Valentine's Day                    

a man meets a frnd aft


A man meets a frnd aftr a long time & notices he is wearing an earing.
"Wen did u start wearing Earing?"


Friend: Ever since my Wife found one in my Car!! ;->                     

a man was asked


A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:

Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines comes & goes.

Man said:
My Wife is always wid me. Her frndz comes & goes ;->                     

shadi k pehly din husband


Shadi k pehly din husband k mobile may wife ka nam
My sweet wife



3 month baad
My wife


6 month baad
Home


1 year baad
Unkown No.



2 year ßaad
Wrong no:-                    

ghar mehman aarhe hen

 Bivi : {shohar se} ghar mehman aarhe hen or ghar men dal ke siwa kuch nhi he
lehaza jab mehman aajaen tu tum kichan men jakr 1 brtan giran . Men puchon tu kehna QORMA gir gya phir 2sra brtan gira dena or kehna BRYANi gir gei .
tu men khon gi chalo Dall hi le ao . Mehmano ke aane ke bad shohar kichan men gya aur brtan gir ne ki aawaz aai
bivi kya hwa ..
Shohar : begam Dall hi gir gaei :('_')                    

shadi se pehle to tum


Bv:
Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!

Husband:
Ab waqt badal gaya hy

Bv:
Phir b 'JAANI' koi sher kehdo!

Husband:
lo sunO

Jane jigar janeman

90 kilo tera wazan

Tu jo gir jaye mujh par

Mar jaonga me sanam...:-)                    

pori dunya men chirag


Wife: Pori Dunya Men Chirag Le Kar B Dhundo Ge To Mere Jesi Biwi Nai Milegi..

Husband: Tumhe Kis Ne Kaha K Dusri Bar B Tumhare Jesi He Dhundunga? :                     

husband or wife me


Husband or Wife me Jhagra ho gaya to Wife ne apni Maa ko fone kiya:

Ammi mera unse jaghra ho gaya he me 3, 4 maah k liye aap k ghar aa rahi hun

Maa boli: usey apne kiye ki saza puri puri milni chahiye
tum wahin raho 3, 4 mahine k liye me aa rahi hon...                     

nobody teaches


Nobody teaches
volcanoes 2 erupt
tsunamis 2 arise
hurricanes 2 sway around
n
no-one teaches how 2 choose a wife.

Natural disasters just happen.!.!.!. =P ;->                    

bv doctor se mere shohar


Bv doctor se,mere shohar ko sotey mein bolne ki bimaari hai mein unhain kya doon,?
,
,
Doctr,-Aap unhe jagty mein bolne ka moqa dein¿:+>                     

kisi insan ki azmat


"kisi Insan ki azmat Jan'nay ka aakhari pymana ye hy k..

uska rawayya un logon k sath kesa hy,

Jo ussay kuch nahi de saktay."

SalAm_e_Subh                    

born wid personality


Born wid personality is an accident but dying as a personality is an achievement,
Ur birth may b normal,but ur death shud b history,
Like all, Trust few, But learn 4m every 1,
Practice like a devil and play like an Angel,
"Do or Die" is an old concept
"Do it before u Die", Is a new one!  

ek shaks tha jis ki adat


BEAUTIFUL THOUGHT...!!

Ek shaks tha jis ki adat thi k wo raste mei milne wale har shaks ko SALAM krta tha,par ek shaks us k salam ka jawab dene k bajae use gallian deta tha.Phir b wo naik insan use har roz salam krta tha.Ek din us se kisi ne pocha k"wo shaks har roz tmhe bura bhala kehta ha tm phr b use salam kyu krte ho?"
us naik insan ne jawab dia "JAB WO MERE LIYE APNI BURI ADAT NAI CHOR SKTA TO MAIN US K LIYE APNI ACHI ADAT KYUN CHORO . . . /                     

it is risky not to


It is risky not to take risk.If you don't take risk,risk will take you.
(Archbishop Benson A. Idahosa)                    

yesterday i was clever


"Yesterday i was clever,
so

i wanted to change the world.

Today i am wise,
so



i am changing Myself".                     

one who takes lessons


"One who takes lessons from the events of life, gets vision, one who acquires vision becomes wise and one who attains wisdom achieves knowledge"

Go0d M0rning                    

we always work


We always work for making better tomorow

When tomorow comes
Instead of enjoying
we again start thinking for better tomorow

"tomorrow never comes"
(Shakespear)                    

success will never lower


Success w¡|| never lower down ¡ts standard to acc0m0date us.
we have 2 ra¡se 0ur standrad 2 ach¡eve ¡t.                    

3cheezain aik jaga

"TEEN CHEEZAIN"

3cheezain aik jaga parwarish pati hain,

1. PHOOL, 2. Kanta, 3. Khusbu.

3 cheezain har aik ko milti hain,

1. Khushi, 2. Gham, 3. Mout.

3 cheezain har aik ki mukhtalif hoti hain,

1. Soorat, 2. Seerat, 3. Qismat.

3 cheezon ko kabhi chota na samjhen,

1. Qarz, 2. Farz, 3. Marz. 

protima

oi dur akashar tara ra bola da kon ta amar protima,koto din jani(jan) tuka dakhina.                    

beautiful but stupid

Beautiful But Stupid

B.COM
Basically Confidence of Mohabat

B.B.A
Beauty Broad & Active

L.L.B
Love 4 Leagal Boy

P.H.D
Perfect Healthy Dream girl..(!!<                    

marriage is that relation

Marriage IS THAT RELATION BETWEEN MAN AND WOMEN IN WHICH THE Independence IS Equal,

THE Dependence MUTUAL AND THA Obligation Reciprocal".

Best WISHES FOR Happy Wedding Anniversary.

larkiyon se dil lagana

LarKiyon Se Dil LaGana Ik Bhool HY



LarKiyo K Piche Jana Fazool HY



Jis Din Kisi Larki Ne ApKo Keh Dia "I LOVE U"



To Samajh Lena Us Din
APRIL-FOOL HY.                    

kbi shehar jana

Kbi Shehar Jana

Kbi Gaon Jana

Kbi is raste Jana

Kbi us raste Jana


Shahi Swari bhej Rhi hon

Mza na Aye to utr Jana

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