Ek bacha apni mummy se bola k.. mummy aap ko pata hai noker BASHEER hamari masi NOORA ko hamare papa ke bedroom me nanga kr ke uski tangon k beech wale hole me apna tangon ka beech wala DANDA ghusa raha Tha.. mummy chilla kr boli: use sharam nahi aati, bache k samne aisi harkat krte hue, me abhi uski khabar leTi hoon.. achanak bacha Taalia bajaTe hue bola: "Mummy April Fool, April Fool wo BASHEER Thori Tha, wo Tou PAPA The... ;-> |
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said april fool. I have pass. |
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I am your girlfriend: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. theek kaha na ? In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p Happy april fools day |
Tamam bewaqufon ko ittala di jati hai? . . . . . . . . . Aap to aise parh rahe hen jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho |
Plz Open this msg. After 6 days, on Tuesday I know u can?t wait, So, CONGRATZ !! U R D FIRST FOOL OF 2008, APRILFOOL in advnce? |
If some body says u r intellegent u r smart u r handsome u r cute Than give him a slap, And tel him / her To day is 26th March NOT FIRST APRIL. |
Anewala Kal Tumhara Hai.. TumharaTha.. Tumhara Hi Rhega.. Us pr Tumhara Hi Haq hai.. SochoKyon? . . . Kyuki kal 1st APRIL Hai.. HAPPY FOOLs DAY |
ALIENS HAVE CONTACTED THE EARTH? JUST WATCH THE NEWS AND SEE IT?. .. . .. . . . . . . . . . . AND ONE MORE THING ADVANCE MEIN HAPPY APRIL FOOL..! |
FOOL se FOOL ne FOOLon ki FOOLwari me, FOOL k sath wish kiya,?U r the most beautiFOOL,wonderFOOL & colorFOOL amongst all FOOLS??..!!!!!!! |
Aisa hai dostana hamara, mein kisti tu kinara , mai dhanush tu teer , mai matar tu paneer , mein barish tu badal , mai rajma tu chawal, mein hot tu cool , mai April tu fool |
Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl? April 1 U Know Why?? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll |
i m sendinG This Fool msg . . . . . . 2 All Fools . . . . . . who celeBrate . . . . . . . ?APRIL FOOL? |
Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai beautiful beautiful? aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai ? aprilfool, aprilfool ? |
31st March Or 1st april Fool is Fool dosnt matter. Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful Fool Day to the King of Fools?;-> |
Today if anyone praises U 4 UR: 1.SMARTNESS 2.NATURE 3.STYLE 4.ATTITUTE Kick them how dare they Can Fool U before APRIL 1st?.;-> |
FOOL ne FOOLon ki FOOLWARI main FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai u r the most BEAUTIFOOL WONDERFOOL and ColorFOOL amngst all FOOL?s HAPPY APRIL FOOL?s DAY HAPPY APRIL FOOL - 2009!!! |
Plz go to creat message Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION Then type this number & see the magic 277451366514612382623 |
mY FRIEND A day wil cum wen da whole world wil celebrate ur personality, ur thoughts, ur ideas & ur talent beLieve mE & The day wil b 1st APRIL:D |
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BEWAQOOF kahin kA . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . April Fool ko msg Dhoond raha hAy :-) |
#### F$## FO$# FOO$ FOOL FoOl fOoL foOL FOOl fOoL FoOl FOol foOL FOOL Pressing For What? Once a Fool Always a Fool.. |
Sibbi ki garmi ki kasam... Murree ki sardi ki kasam... Musharaf ki vardi ki kasam... Adnan Sami ki charbi ki kasam... "U r Very FooL . . . . ;-> |
I Don't Think So ... You Are A Fool But What's My Opinion Compared To That Of Thousands Of Others ... =P ;-> |
Hum nay april fool manay to on ko gosa aya hamra kiya kasoor Zamnay ka kasoor jis nay yeh dastoor banya. |
Yar I m Going To Dubai Dont Worry The Flight Is After 30 Days Surprised? After 28 Days Is 1st April, U Ar 1st Fool Of 2009... |
WHAT SHOULD WE DO ON 1ST NIGHT? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? . . . . . WHAT SHOULD WE DO ON THE 1ST NIGHT OF April,2009. KYA SOCH RAHE thay |
A Day Will Come Wen D Whole World Wil Celebrte Ur Name, Ur Fame, Ur Thoughts, Ur Ideas, But U Hav 2 Wait For 1 day Till Ur Birthday ; April 1st |
Yar ma na suna ha k 32 march ko minar pakistan gira rhay hain. . . . . . Magar yar 32 march to hota hi nai. Happy april fool day. |
SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL spain per qabza hua to muslims ko christians nay wada ker k ship main sawar kiya or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy. lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian na muslims ko zinda jala dia. THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY OF MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL. so don’t celebrate |
Quraan pak main irshad e Rabaani hai "JHOOT BOLNE WALON PAR ALLAH KI LANAT" 1st april ko jan boojh kar jhoot bola jayga or jhoot bol kar khshi manaayi jayegi yani Khuda ki lanat par b muslman khushi mnayga Khudara jtna hske yai msg har jaga pchao jhoot boalne se muslmno ko roko Khuda apko is ka ajar dga. |
Am Going To U.S.A. . . . Dont Worry The Flight Is After 2 Days . . . Surprised? ? ? ? After 2 Days it’s 1st April, U r 1st Fool Of 2010 |
U are a BITCH Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Hilarious r u smiling now? ? ? ? *YOU ARE REALLY BITCH* |
Plz open this after 1 days at thursday. . . . . . I know u can’t wait. So Congratz. U r a 1st FOOL of 2010. April Fool in Advance |
Plz go to creat message Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION Then type this number & see the magic 277451366514612382623 |
31st March Or 1st april Fool is Fool dosnt matter. Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful Fool Day to the King of Fools.. :) |
i m sending this fool msg . . . . . . 2 All Fools . . . . . . who celeBrate . . . . . . . ”APRIL FOOL” |
Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1 U Know Why?? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll. |
LarKiyon Se Dil LaGana Ik Bhool HY LarKiyo K Piche Jana Fazool HY Jis Din Kisi Larki Ne ApKo Keh Dia "I LOVE U" To Samajh Lena Us Din APRIL-FOOL HY. |
Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You"ve given me Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you"re my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversary. |
Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary |
I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.so this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay |
The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I"ll always treasure I love you** Happy Anniversary *** |
Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You"ve given me, Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary |
Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and happiness To celebrate again. Happy Anniversary. |
We"ve had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.Happy Anniversary. |
How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair. |
I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.so this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay |
Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives. |
That special day is here again The day we took our vows You"re just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover. |
Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it,Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover! |
Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through, As you make a wonderful pair. Happy Wedding. |
To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand. Happy Anniversary |
I"ll always remember The day I married you, Without you my love, my beauty, I don"t know what I"d do Your loving and thoughtful ,Just to mention two, I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.Happy Anniversary. |
I Wish U De Best Anniversary A Man Could Wish His Wife. My Love Throughout The Years We?Ve Had Our Ups& Downs But We Stood By Each Other No Matter What Happened We Maintained This Love So On Our Anniversary Of 2years I Just Wanna Say This ?Thank U &I?Ll Alwayz Love You For What You?Ve Done For Me ?U Were & Still R My Light And Shine In My World Ngi ?Asixenga Ngawe Zulu For I?M Proud Of You Love Keep It Up). Remember This When Things Get Rough And Tough? I Love You? |
Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives! |
That special day is here again The day we took our vows You?re just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover |
I?m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it?s true, On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover! |
Best wishes to you both on your anniversary, May the love that u share Last your lifetime through, As u make a wonderful pair. Happy Wedding Anniversary |
To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand. Happy Anniversary |
On this special day, best wishes go to you, that this wonderful love u share, lasts ur lifetime through. Happy anniversary to you my Love |
Hoping that the love u shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing u much joy , love and happiness To celebrate again. Happy Anniversary |
Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it, Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary |
How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair |
Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You?ve given me Your love makes my days so very bright, just knowing you?re my darling wife(Husband). Happy Wedding Anniversary |
I LOVE U are words just three, which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY. so this is what i want to say, live in my heart n there 4 ever stay! |
Marriage IS THAT RELATION BETWEEN MAN AND WOMEN IN WHICH THE Independence IS Equal, THE Dependence MUTUAL AND THA Obligation Reciprocal?. Best WISHES FOR Happy Wedding Anniversary. |
Marriage IS THAT RELATION BETWEEN MAN AND WOMEN IN WHICH THE Independence IS Equal, THE Dependence MUTUAL AND THA Obligation Reciprocal". Best WISHES FOR Happy Wedding Anniversary. |
description of SMS S: salaa M: muft da S: siyapa Jy na kro ty kanjoos. Jy kro ty wella..... |
Do u know what bhai stands for BHAI B.. Best H.. Husband A.. Among I.. Ideals So be the bhai of every girl |
pathan interview denay gaya us se pocha gaya ke NWFP ka kya matlab hai? Pathan ne jawaab diya: N=no W=women F=for P=pathan. ! ! ! |
S . M . S Doesn't Mean "Short Messaging Servie". It Only Means "Sweet . Memories . Shared" Wid A Special, Loving, Caring & Sweet Person Lyk You :-> |
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means? Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE says: No darling , it means :- With Idiot For Ever |
