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shadi se pehle dulhan

Friday, July 23, 2010 10:51 PM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
Labels: ALL IN ONE , Hindi , Puzzle SMS

Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai ?

Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai.......?

I am waiting for answer if u r genious....

Baap apna naam wapis laita hai bcoz wife husband k name apnay saath use karti hai

wo khon si cheez

10:49 PM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
Labels: ALL IN ONE , Hindi , Puzzle SMS

Wo khon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti,
lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.:->

Ans is."ReflEctiOn"

aik gali mein

10:49 PM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
Labels: ALL IN ONE , Hindi , Puzzle SMS

Aik Gali mein...... bachay khel rahay thai uss gali mein se aik ........ aurat guzri Uss ......... aurat ne hath mein ......... pakri thi un ........ bachon ne uss ....... Aurat ki ...... gira di.
in 7 khali jaga main ek hi word aye ga,
Reply must
If u r genius...
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CHeni

1 black n white tv

10:48 PM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
Labels: ALL IN ONE , Hindi , Puzzle SMS

1 black n white tv ko kis tarah proove karo gy k wo colour tv hy?

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Ans>> Black and white bhi tu colours hotay hain ..... Simple

wo konsi cheez hai

10:47 PM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
Labels: ALL IN ONE , Hindi , Puzzle SMS

Wo konsi cheez hai jo bnane wala bech deyta hai
.
Kharedne wala istemal nahi kerta
.
Or jo istemal kerta hai os ko maloom nahi hota
.
CHALLANGE
.
Reply Fast.

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ans >>Kafan

du u know amrica has

10:46 PM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
Labels: ALL IN ONE , english , Puzzle SMS

Du u know Amrica has a state(Riyasat) in pakistan...!!

The name of the State is

Lalam USA

Talking abt
Lalamusa

purane zmane me 1baba

10:45 PM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
Labels: ALL IN ONE , Hindi , Puzzle SMS

(Challnge)
Purane zmane me 1baba ji bachi or 1bakri k sath ja rhe thy.rasty me 1admi ne unse 3 swal poche.
1:apki umr kitni hy?
2:is bchi se apka kia rishta hy?
3:is bakri ki kia qimat hy?
Baba ji ne sirf 1lafz kaha or un sb swalo ka jwab de diya..
Btaiye wo lafz kia tha?reply mUST.

Ans>> Nawasi(89)

agar aap race

10:44 PM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
Labels: ALL IN ONE , Hindi , Puzzle SMS

1) Agar aap race mein doosray number pe aanay walay ko overtake kar gaye toh aap kaunsi position pe huay?

Ans:2nd
2) Wo kya cheez hai jo hathi jitni bari hai mgr uska wazan koi nahi hota? Hathi ka saya
3) Wo kya cheez hai jo din rat dorti hai magr us k koi paao'n nahi hote?
Ans: Waqt

humari billi hume hi miyaun

10:44 PM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
Labels: ALL IN ONE , Hindi , Puzzle SMS

It's challenge
ise ki english mai translate kar0. .

"humari billi hume hi miyaun"
Rep fast.

Answer is
My Tutor My Foot

general knowledge

Monday, July 12, 2010 11:21 AM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
Labels: ALL IN ONE , Hindi , Puzzle SMS

General Knowledge..
1) Wo kon si jagah hai jahan suraj ki kiran sirf 1 bar parri ab Qayamat tak nahi parregi.?
Ans: darya-e-neel ka centre..
2) Wo kya hai jo piya jata hai khaya nahi.?
Ans:ghussaa.

3) Wo kon hai jis ne jhoot bola or jannat men jayega.?
Ans:fir'on ki biwi aasia.
4) Wo kon hai jis ne sach bola or jahannum men jayega.?
Ans:chipkali (lizard).
5) Insan k jism men Rooh k rahnay ki jagah kahan hai.?
Ans: shehrag.
plz share it wid ur frndz..