tum ho kya cheez jo itnay
Larka: Tum ho kya cheez jo itnay Nakhray dikha rahi ho?
Larki: I am Heroin
Larka: To Heroinchi to main b Hon.
Larki: I am Heroin
Larka: To Heroinchi to main b Hon.
Showing posts with label Naughty SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Naughty SMS. Show all posts
jo ho saky to nawaz do
Jo Ho saky to Nawaz do
Mri Subha Ko Nikhar do
Mri Sham Ko Sanwar do!
Mry dukhon Ko Qarar do
Ye Na Ho skay to Yun Kro
Mujy apni girl/frnd Udhar do.. =P ;->
Mri Subha Ko Nikhar do
Mri Sham Ko Sanwar do!
Mry dukhon Ko Qarar do
Ye Na Ho skay to Yun Kro
Mujy apni girl/frnd Udhar do.. =P ;->
child 2 d sales girl
Child 2 d Sales Girl in a Sweets Shop:
Miss, will u marry me when I grow up.
Girl smiled & said:
Yes
Child:
Can u give ur Future Husband a free Chocolate! ;->
Miss, will u marry me when I grow up.
Girl smiled & said:
Yes
Child:
Can u give ur Future Husband a free Chocolate! ;->
a person doing
A Person Doing His own SWOT Analysis.
Strength: My Wife
Weakness: My Neighbor's Wife
Opportunity: When My Neighbor Is
On Tour
Threat: When I am On Tour. :)
Strength: My Wife
Weakness: My Neighbor's Wife
Opportunity: When My Neighbor Is
On Tour
Threat: When I am On Tour. :)
its just a formality
BOY:
Its just a formality, but I still ask
"can I marry ur Daughter"
FATHER:
'Who told u its just a formality'?
BOY:
"The Gynaechologist:-
Its just a formality, but I still ask
"can I marry ur Daughter"
FATHER:
'Who told u its just a formality'?
BOY:
"The Gynaechologist:-
pyar ek samandar ki tarhan
PYAR ek samandar ki tarhan hai.or har samandar main nahane ka alag alag hi maza hota hai.to sub se pyar lena chaiye.
William Nargis!
William Nargis!
girl n boy were siting
Girl n Boy were siting alone in d garden..
Girl-Do something which makes my heart beat faster..
Boy-Runaway ur father is coming!!!
:-D
Girl-Do something which makes my heart beat faster..
Boy-Runaway ur father is coming!!!
:-D
bacha mis se
Bacha Mis Se
Mis Ap Muje Boht Achi Lgti Ho, Mai Ap Se Shadi Kronga,
Mis Ghusey Se Boli
Mujhe Bachon Se Nafrat He
Bacha!
Miss Mai Koshish Kronga K Bachey Na Hun.
Mis Ap Muje Boht Achi Lgti Ho, Mai Ap Se Shadi Kronga,
Mis Ghusey Se Boli
Mujhe Bachon Se Nafrat He
Bacha!
Miss Mai Koshish Kronga K Bachey Na Hun.
kitni sundar larki hy
Beta: Kitni sundar larki hy
Baap: Beta ye miss hen tumhari maan k brabar hen.
Beta: Haan abba har jagah apna chance lagana , hamen kuch nahin karne dena...;)
Baap: Beta ye miss hen tumhari maan k brabar hen.
Beta: Haan abba har jagah apna chance lagana , hamen kuch nahin karne dena...;)
oye sms parnay walay
=Oye sms parnay walay.
Teri to ?
Teri to ?
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Teri to ?
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Teri to ?
Teri to ?
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Teri to !
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ARE HAN TERI TOyad SATAWy.
I Miss YOU.
Teri to ?
Teri to ?
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Teri to ?
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Teri to ?
Teri to ?
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Teri to !
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ARE HAN TERI TOyad SATAWy.
I Miss YOU.
kitni sundar larki hy
Monday, July 12, 2010
11:31 AM
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Labels: ALL IN ONE , Hindi , Naughty SMS
Labels: ALL IN ONE , Hindi , Naughty SMS
Beta: Kitni sundar larki hy
Baap: Beta ye miss hen tumhari maan k brabar hen.
Beta: Haan abba har jagah apna chance lagana , hamen kuch nahin karne dena...;)
Baap: Beta ye miss hen tumhari maan k brabar hen.
Beta: Haan abba har jagah apna chance lagana , hamen kuch nahin karne dena...;)
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