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1 admi bike pe ja raha tha

Thursday, July 15, 2010 11:59 AM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
Labels: ALL IN ONE , Hindi , Sardar SMS

1 admi bike pe ja raha tha.
Admi ne rastey pe jatey Sardar se poucha?
Sir! Apko lift chahey kia?
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Sardar:Nahi hamara ghar tou Ground floor pe hai.:

3 sardaro ko phansi hone

10:36 AM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
Labels: ALL IN ONE , Hindi , Sardar SMS

3 Sardaro ko phansi hone lagi
pehle ko phansi lagai to rassa dheela hone ki waja se wo neche pani me ja gira
doosre ko phansi di to wo b pani me ja gira or bach gaya
jub teesre ki bari i to wo jallad se bola bhai ye rassa theak kr lo mujhe terna nahi aata...

shadi me khana khula

10:26 AM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
Labels: ALL IN ONE , Hindi , Sardar SMS

Shadi Me Khana Khula
sardar Ko Plate Nhi Mili sardar Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne Lga
Logon Ne Pocha Ye Kya
Srdar: Dagh To Chla JaeGa
Ye Wqt Phr Ni AeyGa.

india ka jhanda sub

10:25 AM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
Labels: ALL IN ONE , Hindi , Sardar SMS

Teacher: India ka jhanda sub se pehle kahaN lehraaya gaya?

Sardar ( kaafi sochne k baad ) :
Hawa meiN

1 sardar k ghar me billi

10:23 AM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
Labels: ALL IN ONE , Hindi , Sardar SMS

1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi sardar billi se tang akr usy kahi chor aya. gar aya to bili ussy pehly ponch chuki thi.sardar bili ko dobara kahen dor chor k aya bili pher us sy phly gar ponch gai.sardar ko boht gussa aya ab wo bili ko boht hi zyada door chorny gya. wahn sy usny wife ko phon kya.
sardar:bili gar pnch gai ya nhi?
wife:han pnch gai hy
sardar:Us kamini se bol k mujy aker ly jaye mein rasta bhol gya hon... ;->

mujh sy aksar woh

10:17 AM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
Labels: ALL IN ONE , Hindi , Sardar SMS

Mujh sy Aksar Woh Aik hi Sawal Poochti hy,
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Tum Mujhy itna pyar Q Krty ho,

Koi Ja kar bata dy Usko,

".~Z!ÑDÄG!~."
kis ko pyari nhi hoti..!

sardar amrud bech rha tha

10:16 AM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
Labels: ALL IN ONE , Hindi , Sardar SMS

Sardar amrud bech rha tha..
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1 admi aya or bola, Sardar g agr amrud me kira nikla to?

Sardar: To saaf baat hai... hum kirey k alag pese lega... =P ;->

ek admi ki ammi ke nic

10:14 AM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
Labels: ALL IN ONE , Hindi , Sardar SMS

Ek admi ki ammi ke NIC per beva likh diya gaya,
woh admi gusse mein apne abba ke saath Nadra ke office gaya or SARDAR manager ko bola isse sahi karke do, SARDAR manager ne pistol nikali or uske abba ko mar diya,
or bola yeh lo sahi ho gaya.

sardar ne abc sekh li

10:13 AM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
Labels: ALL IN ONE , Hindi , Sardar SMS

Sardar Ne ABC Sekh Li:

A:
Apple

B
Bara Apple

C:
Chota Apple

D:
Doosra Apple

E:
Ek hor Apple

F:
Fer Apple

G:
Ganda Apple

H
Haraa Apple

I
India Da Apple

J
Jay'pur Da Apple

K
Kharaab Apple

L
Laal Apple

M
Mitha Apple

N
Nawan Apple

O
Oooo...! Apple

P
Paka Hya Apple

Q
Queta Da Apple

R
Rall Mil K Khaan Aala Apple

S
Saada Apple

T
Taqatwar Apple

U
Unna Da Apple

V
Veer Da Apple

W
Wadda Apple

X
X-Max Da Apple

Y
Yar Da Apple

Z
Zindabad Apple