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coming year 2010

Friday, August 27, 2010 7:37 AM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
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As The Year 2009 Draws To An End,
I Want To Thank The Special People,

Who Touched My Life With Their Concern & Made My Life More Meaningful,
You Are One Of Them,

THANK YOU For Your Contribution To My Life.

May ALMIGHTY ALLAH Continue
To Give U Abundant Blessing
& Happiness In The Coming Year 2010!
Ameen.

do u know wo koun sa

Thursday, August 12, 2010 10:14 AM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
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Do u kNoW Wo kOuN SA cITy HE JahA HUm nI Rah sKtE.?

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ELeCTrICcItY;->

all good soldiers

10:14 AM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
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All Good Soldiers will Go to Heaven..

I dont want my teenage queen, just give me my rifle M16..

If I die in a battle zone, Box me up & send me home..

Put my medals on my chest, tell my mom I did my best..

Tell my love not to cry, I waz a soldier born to die....!!

PAKISTAN ARMY
ZINDABAD

world record by a pakistani

10:13 AM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
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Another world record by a pakistani.A 10 year old Anam frm Bahawalpur has writen an eng novel of 760 pages. Novel name is da QUILL.She is de most youngst writer

pakistan ne hamein kia dia hai

10:12 AM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
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How selfish we are

think 70 years behind
think of people struggling and
fighting for the nation
for a country
for a homeland

they sacrificed their lives,
their self respects,
their possessions,
for a country
that didn't even exist
on earth

think..how sincere thay were
even suffered with every kind of harassment,
they never said...
"PAKISTAN ne hamein kia dia hai?"


think again...

breaking news

10:11 AM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
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Breaking news, pakistan cricket stadiums are now available for marriage lawns. For booking please contact MLB (Marriage Lawn Board) former knwn as PCB. :-D

gandhi said agar aap ko

10:10 AM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
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Gandhi said 'agar aap ko koi aik thapar mary tu aap apna dosar gal 1 aur thapar khany kae liy agy kar du'
But QUAID E AZAM said
'if some 1 slaps u first time, it is his mistake, but if he slaps u 2nd time, now it is ur mistake"
That's the diffrnce b/w our QUAID & gandhi.
Spread it to all pakistanis..

question paper in year 2020

10:09 AM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
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Question paper in year 2020

Name the cities of PAKISTAN where electricity is found.

How does sugar taste?Explain in ur own words.

Draw a neat n labelled diagram of a suicide jacket.

In ancient times, what was PETROL used for?Support ur answer with examples.

pathan thought lol meant

Thursday, July 29, 2010 12:25 PM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
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Pathan thought "LOL" meant "lots of love".
So one Day His Friend's Mother Died. He Sent him the Following text
''Sorry 2 Hear About the Death of Your Mother, plz take care LOL" :D

musharraf to resign de kar

12:19 PM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
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Hum to Assambly tootne ka sun rahe the FARAZ

Musharraf to Resign de kar chala gaya

dream lnd

12:19 PM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
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??"Dream L?nd Sacratch Card"??

"Gr?nd PR?ZE"


American Visa+Green Card
4 Whol? Family.

"BUMPER PrIZE"


Aatay Ki 100 Boriaan Bilkul Muft.


"SUPERB PrIZE"


GOVeRNmENT Department Me Job.

"4RTH PRIZE"


400 Litr Petrol Free


"5TH PRIZE"


24 Hrs Light Suply Till Loadsheding.


Hurry Up. . .

Note:
U Can Purchase
"Scratch Cardz"
Frm All Those Branches Where
"RASHAN CARDS"
Are Available.

politicians are the same

12:18 PM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
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Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there's no river.

Nikita Khrushchev

the politician

12:18 PM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
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The Latest New Dance Craze

Is Called


"The Politician"


It's Two Steps Forward,


One Step Backward


And Then


A Sidestep ;-> :

the best of your rulers

12:17 PM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
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"The Best Of Your Rulers Are Those Whom You Love And Who Love You, Who Invoke God's Blessings Upon You And You Invoke His Blessings Upon Them, And The Worst Of Your Rulers Are Those Whom You Hate And Who Hate You And Whom You Curse And Who Curse You"
Muslim
(We can see in which category our leaders fall)

william sastapairs

12:11 PM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
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William Sastapairs

'chawal' frndz r always 'chawal'.
They receive many msgs but they send 'ikka dukka'
Msgs in a week
Actually they r spacial kind of 'chawals'.
They becom more 'dheet' after a lot of 'bisti'.
They r bhikari infront of frndz bt very Sakhee 4 their grlfrnds.
Tutt painay never eat sharam:-

du u know amrica has

Friday, July 23, 2010 10:46 PM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
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Du u know Amrica has a state(Riyasat) in pakistan...!!


The name of the State is


Lalam USA






Talking abt
Lalamusa

tears of a woman

10:40 PM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
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"The arms of a man"
and
"The tears of a woman"
can do every task of the world".....
(Aristotle)

denis waitley

10:39 PM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
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"First We Make Our Attitude

Then

Our Attitude Make Us..."

~.~ Denis Waitley ~.~

leo tolstoy

10:38 PM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
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A man is lyk a fraction whose numerator is wh8 he is & whose denominator is wh8 he thinks of himself. Larger d denominator, smaller d fraction.

-Leo Tolstoy-

bu ali sina

10:37 PM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
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When apples are 4 & v r 5

Then my mother
Says, "i dont like apples."

(Bu Ali Sina)
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