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tum bade ho kr kya kroge

Thursday, July 15, 2010 9:52 PM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
Labels: ALL IN ONE , Hindi , Santa Banta Sms

Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi.
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Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?

Santa:"DADDY "

santa tum is office

9:51 PM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
Labels: ALL IN ONE , Hindi , Santa Banta Sms

SaNtA tUM Is oFFiCe Ma kUb sE kAM kR rAhE hO ?

BaNtA : JUb sE BoSs nE MuJhE nOkRi sE nIkALnE kI dHAMkI dI hA ...;->

santa platfrom k side

9:50 PM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
Labels: ALL IN ONE , Hindi , Santa Banta Sms

Santa Platfrom k side leta tha
Banta-Kya kar rahe ho?
Santa-Sucite
Banta-to beach me leto
Santa-Dar lagta he...

ye tum ne pattian kyun

9:48 PM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
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Santa:Ye tUm Ne PattiAn kYun Bandhi hui hAin?

Banta: KaL Ek Admi Meri gAri Se Takra gYa Tha,

Santa: Chot To uSay I hO Gi, Magr Pattian Tum Ne Q Bandhi?

Banta: Bas yaAr kAL Us Shakhs Se Achanak MuLaqat Ho gAi Thi.

after eating fish santa dont drink water

9:47 PM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
Labels: ALL IN ONE , english , Santa Banta Sms

After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach

bada ho k kya banoga

9:46 PM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
Labels: ALL IN ONE , Hindi , Santa Banta Sms

Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga

Santa:Pilot

Tcher:Q

S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota

sardar ki beti hoi

9:45 PM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
Labels: ALL IN ONE , Hindi , Santa Banta Sms

Sardar ki Beti hoi.
Biwi: suno ji jb ye bari hogi tou Larke ise tung krn ge.

Sardar: Me ne is problem ka solution dhondh lia he hm iska nam "BAJI" rakhn ge;-)