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syasat dano ne awam ki

Thursday, July 29, 2010 12:22 PM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
Labels: ALL IN ONE , Hindi , Political SMS

Syasat dano ne awam ki muhabat ka kesa sila dya,
itni mehangai ki k haston ko rula dya,
socha tha k shyd salary barhaengi,
salary to barhai nhi GHANTA barha dya

ppp new slogen

12:21 PM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
Labels: ALL IN ONE , Hindi , Political SMS

PPP New Slogen

Roti

KaprA

Na

Makaan

Mang

Raha Hai Lite Insan . . . ;->

do parties k politician behas

12:21 PM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
Labels: ALL IN ONE , Hindi , Political SMS

Do parties k Politician behas mE masroof thay,
Dono ne ek dosray ko Qa-El krnay ki nakam kosish ki phir ilzamat per utar aaye,
1st politician:I KNOW, tum kiS K isharay per Nachtay ho?
2nd politician:IDIOT!saysi guftago me mERi B.V kO kyUn include krtay ho?

yeh teri aankhein jhukijhuki

12:20 PM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
Labels: ALL IN ONE , Hindi , Political SMS

Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,
Yeh tera chehra khila-khila sa,
jab tere chehre par haath fera ,
Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila?

musharraf to resign de kar

12:19 PM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
Labels: ALL IN ONE , english , Political SMS

Hum to Assambly tootne ka sun rahe the FARAZ

Musharraf to Resign de kar chala gaya

dream lnd

12:19 PM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
Labels: ALL IN ONE , english , Political SMS

??"Dream L?nd Sacratch Card"??

"Gr?nd PR?ZE"

American Visa+Green Card
4 Whol? Family.

"BUMPER PrIZE"

Aatay Ki 100 Boriaan Bilkul Muft.

"SUPERB PrIZE"

GOVeRNmENT Department Me Job.

"4RTH PRIZE"

400 Litr Petrol Free

"5TH PRIZE"

24 Hrs Light Suply Till Loadsheding.

Hurry Up. . .

Note:
U Can Purchase
"Scratch Cardz"
Frm All Those Branches Where
"RASHAN CARDS"
Are Available.

politicians are the same

12:18 PM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
Labels: ALL IN ONE , english , Political SMS

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there's no river.

Nikita Khrushchev

the politician

12:18 PM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
Labels: ALL IN ONE , english , Political SMS

The Latest New Dance Craze

Is Called

"The Politician"

It's Two Steps Forward,

One Step Backward

And Then

A Sidestep ;-> :

the best of your rulers

12:17 PM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
Labels: ALL IN ONE , english , Political SMS

"The Best Of Your Rulers Are Those Whom You Love And Who Love You, Who Invoke God's Blessings Upon You And You Invoke His Blessings Upon Them, And The Worst Of Your Rulers Are Those Whom You Hate And Who Hate You And Whom You Curse And Who Curse You"
Muslim
(We can see in which category our leaders fall)

adalat mai kuch political

Monday, July 12, 2010 11:24 AM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
Labels: ALL IN ONE , Hindi , Political SMS

AdaLat mAi kUcH PoLiTiCaL qAiDi tHAy JiN kO bGaIr wAjA k pAkRa hUa tHa..
SaB aRaM sE bEtHy tHAy k sHoR pEdA hUa aUr AnGrAiZ jUdGe AayA..
TaMaM kHaRe hO gAyE bUt 1 bA-rOuB shAKs kUrSi Pe bEtHa rAhA..
JudgE nE gUsE sE uS sE kUrSi cHeN'nE kA oRdEr dIA.
UnHu nE khUd kUrSi utHA k pHeNk dI aUr zAmEeN pE bEtH gAyE aUr kAhA:
"kurSi chEn'ne waLe zaLiM,kyA ALLAH ki zAmEeN b chEn Lo gAy"
jUdGe wAs v MucH sUrpRisEd...
YeH aZeEm sHaKs "MOLANA MUHAMMAD ALI JOHAR" tHy..