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a man meets a frnd aft

Tuesday, July 13, 2010 9:17 AM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
Labels: ALL IN ONE , english , Wife SMS

A man meets a frnd aftr a long time & notices he is wearing an earing.
"Wen did u start wearing Earing?"

Friend: Ever since my Wife found one in my Car!! ;->

a man was asked

9:16 AM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
Labels: ALL IN ONE , english , Wife SMS

A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:

Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines comes & goes.

Man said:
My Wife is always wid me. Her frndz comes & goes ;->

shadi k pehly din husband

9:15 AM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
Labels: ALL IN ONE , Hindi , Wife SMS

Shadi k pehly din husband k mobile may wife ka nam
My sweet wife

3 month baad
My wife

6 month baad
Home

1 year baad
Unkown No.

2 year ßaad
Wrong no:-

ghar mehman aarhe hen

9:14 AM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
Labels: ALL IN ONE , Hindi , Wife SMS

Bivi : {shohar se} ghar mehman aarhe hen or ghar men dal ke siwa kuch nhi he
lehaza jab mehman aajaen tu tum kichan men jakr 1 brtan giran . Men puchon tu kehna QORMA gir gya phir 2sra brtan gira dena or kehna BRYANi gir gei .
tu men khon gi chalo Dall hi le ao . Mehmano ke aane ke bad shohar kichan men gya aur brtan gir ne ki aawaz aai
bivi kya hwa ..
Shohar : begam Dall hi gir gaei :('_')

shadi se pehle to tum

9:13 AM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
Labels: ALL IN ONE , Hindi , Wife SMS

Bv:
Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!

Husband:
Ab waqt badal gaya hy

Bv:
Phir b 'JAANI' koi sher kehdo!

Husband:
lo sunO

Jane jigar janeman

90 kilo tera wazan

Tu jo gir jaye mujh par

Mar jaonga me sanam...:-)

pori dunya men chirag

9:11 AM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
Labels: ALL IN ONE , Hindi , Wife SMS

Wife: Pori Dunya Men Chirag Le Kar B Dhundo Ge To Mere Jesi Biwi Nai Milegi..

Husband: Tumhe Kis Ne Kaha K Dusri Bar B Tumhare Jesi He Dhundunga? :

husband or wife me

9:10 AM Posted by Anonymous , 0 Comments
Labels: ALL IN ONE , Hindi , Wife SMS

Husband or Wife me Jhagra ho gaya to Wife ne apni Maa ko fone kiya:

Ammi mera unse jaghra ho gaya he me 3, 4 maah k liye aap k ghar aa rahi hun

Maa boli: usey apne kiye ki saza puri puri milni chahiye
tum wahin raho 3, 4 mahine k liye me aa rahi hon...